SHOCKER! – The MRFC skittles team lost. Five thingies to one.
NO RESPECT! – After the previous week’s drunken experiment, the captain, Tim Vaughan, laid down the law and ordered that no alcohol was to be consumed during the game. This was met with a total lack of respect and a complete disregard for Tim’s outstanding leadership and decision making. They all drank with gay abandon!
LED BY EXAMPLE! – Despite his team’s recklessness, Vaughan led by example. Playing left handed, whilst being heckled by his own team members, he was the outstanding player on the night with the highest score for the team.
An undeserved rest now awaits the team and the next fixture is as follows:
8 pm FRIDAY 15 NOVEMBER
versus
Hillbillies
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